Subtle Christmas hints from my girlfriend (or not)…
(While walking through Lowe’s tool department…)
Jess: Oh look, crowbars … I could use one of these.
Me: You don’t have one? I thought you did.
Jess: No, I don’t, and it’s sad.
Me: Really?
Jess: Yes. You don’t know what it’s like to have a crowbar-shaped hole in your life.
Categories: off-topic
Dave,
You have a girl friend? Just kidding.
That seems like such a strange Christmas request from a girlfriend. However, any girl that wants a crowbar is aces in my book.
Genius! Maybe my friend should try that…and if it fails, you could always actually apply the crowbar to the head of the person not getting the hint…
Dave, I think you ought to get her one, but first decorate it some how….